Wonderful Definitions

*Wonderful Definitions*
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School* *
A place where Parents pay and children play* *
**
Life Insurance** **
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die Rich.*
*Nurse:** **
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.**
**
Marriage** **
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains
her masters.. **
**
Divorce** **
Future tense of Marriage.**
**
Tears** **
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine
waterpower. **
**
Lecture*
*An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the
notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" **
**
Conference** **
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. **
**
Compromise** **
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the
biggest piece **
**
Dictionary** **
A place where success comes before work **
**
Conference Room** **
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later
on **
**
Father** **
A banker provided by nature **
**
Criminal** **
A person no different from the rest** **
...except that he/she got caught **
**
Boss** **
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early**
**
Politician** **
One who shakes your hand before elections and
your Confidence after **
**
DOCTOR** **
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. **
**
Classic** **
Books, which people praise, but do not read. **
**
Smile** **
A curve that can set a lot of things straight. **
**
Office** **
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. **
**
Yawn** **
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. **
**
Etc.** **
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. **
**
Committee** **
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing
can be done together. **
**
Experience** **
The name men give to their mistakes. **
**
Atom Bomb** **
An invention to end all inventions. **
**
Philosopher** **
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise

Does Love need a Reason...??

Some people never understand


Once a lady when having a conversation with her lover, asked:
Lady : Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?

Man : I can t tell the reason.. but I really like you..
Lady : You can t even tell me the reason... how can you say you like
me? How can you say you love me?
Man : I really don t know the reason, but I can prove that I love U.
Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend s boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!
Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful, because your voice is sweet,
because you are caring, because you are loving, because you are thoughtful,
because of your smile, because of your every movements.
The lady felt very satisfied with the man s answer.

Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and went in comma.
The Guy then placed a letter by her side,

here is the content: Darling,Because of your sweet voice that I love you...Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you. Because of your care and concern that I like you..Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you. Because of your smile,because of your every movements that I love you.. Now can you smile? Now can you move?No, therefore I cannot love you... If love needs a reason, like now,There is no reason for me to love you anymore.
Does love need a reason?
NO!Therefore, I still LOVE YOU...

"True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away"
************ ********* **
Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'
'Fate Determines Who Comes Into Our Lives, But Heart Determines Who Stays...'

One of the best mail I ever read..

Once upon a time....

There was a rich King who had 4 wives.

He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to the finest of delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best.

He also loved the 3rd wife very much and was always showing her off to neighboring kingdoms. However, he feared that one day she would leave him for another.

He also loved his 2nd wife. She was his confidante and was always kind, considerate and patient with him. Whenever the King faced a problem, he could confide in her to help him get through the difficult times.

The King's 1st wife was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and kingdom. However, he did not love the first wife and although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her.

One day, the King fell ill and he knew his time was short.

He thought of his luxurious life and pondered, "I now have 4 wives with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone.

Thus, he asked the 4th wife, "I have loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?"

"No way!" replied the 4th wife and she walked away without another word.

Her answer cut like a sharp knife right into his heart.

The sad King then asked the 3rd wife, "I have loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?"

"No!" replied the 3rd wife. "Life is too good!
When you die, I'm going to remarry!"

His heart sank and turned cold.

He then asked the 2nd wife, "I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me? And keep me company?"

"I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!" replied the 2nd wife. "At the very most, I can only send you to your grave."

Her answer came like a bolt of thunder and the King was devastated.

Then a voice called out:

"I'll leave with you and follow you no matter where you go." The King looked up and there was his first wife. She was so skinny, she suffered from malnutrition.

Greatly grieved, the King said, "I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!"

In Truth, we all have 4 wives in our lives ...

Our 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die.

Our 3rd wife is our possessions, status and wealth.
When we die, it will all go to others.

Our 2nd wife is our friends. No matter how much they have been there for us, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.

And our 1st wife is our Parents , Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the ego. However, our Parents are the only thing that will follow us and guide wherever we go. So Love them at our best ..... They need and Love you most!!!
You are their greatest gift

Let them Smile and cherish...

-I don't know the original authour of the mail. But I really appreciate for their effort. Thank you friend.

Life is a world of wonders

Life is a world of wonders, beauties and interesting.